About

Yo. Waddup my silly friends. This is my blog, as you can see, where mostly silly and sometimes helpful things happen. You can laugh about my painfully embarrassing mishaps and cry as I subtly bring joy into your life via awesomeness.

Like most writers, I don’t really have a plan with my life. I mean being rich and famous isn’t completely off the table. I’ve had offers, but declined for very good reasons. For example, “Sorry SNL, I’m going to have to politely decline your invitation to be a head writer because my elbow is pretty itchy today. K thx bye”

So if you want to pay me lots of money to write funny things while eating hot pockets in my underwear, by all means… call me after 12:30 because I’ll probably be sleeping.

Okay, in all seriousness I guess I can give you a few blurbs about my life:

-21 years old

-Super senior in college

-More specifically Wright State University in Dayton, Ohio (Suck it Kitty Hawk)

-Studying English

-More specifically creative writing

-Otherwise known as majoring in waitressing

-I don’t pluck my eyebrows as often as I should

-My favorite food is food

-Zooey Deschanel is my idol

-I’m currently watching my mom’s dog lick itself

Anything else you want to know, just look out for my posts because I’ll probably write about it at some point.

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